seven days of dasey » day three - favorite fight
► “ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’s ᴀ ᴍᴇᴀᴛʟᴏᴀғ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ғɪᴄᴜs” - “Mᴀʀᴄʜ Bʀᴇᴀᴋ”
Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
Me: Great run! I need to shower...
Friend: Yeah, you stink.
Me: I smell of success and accomplishment.